Ancient people supposedly thought the Earth rested on the back of a turtle, which rested on the back of another turtle, which sat on yet another turtle, and on and on.
And if you asked an ancient sage where the final turtle rested, the answer was, “It’s turtles all the way down.”
Well, the same could be said of Donald Trump’s dark abyss of psychological horrors.
There’s just no bottom to this guy. I dare you. Try to find a bottom. You can’t.
Here’s how he chose to unify the country today, on one of our most sacred holidays:
I can guarantee the relatives of fallen soldiers are not thinking how wonderful it is that Bone Spurious the Yellow is taking credit for another president’s heroic measures to save an economy that was wholly wrecked by the last Republican president (whose ruinous economic policies, by the way, are now indistinguishable from Trump’s policies).
Hey asshole, try this same tweet in another two years. Let’s see how well it ages.
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Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump is now available at Amazon (or at one of the other fine online retailers carrying it). Check it out, if you like.